May 2013
secretlymisha:
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
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and while tumblr obsesses about things i will never understand or attmept to, i will go play my mmporg
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coolscar:
*accidentally opens undesired program* *heart races as i try to force quit before it can fully open*
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imagineyourotp:
Imagine your OTP having a fetish for dry humping, heavy petting, grinding, clothed sex and other various forms of non-penetrative foreplay/sex.
The obvious is sometimes false, and the unexpected is sometimes true.
– Carl Sagan (via larmoyante)
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locksandglasses:
I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is……
so that’s pretty much what I’m expecting to experience for the next like 10 years.
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the-barricade-girl:
oh sweet jesus
oh sour jesus
oh BBQ jesus
oh cool ranch jesus
oh doritos locos tacos jesus
bookerchan:
comstock can see into the future but can he see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch
desmoan:
altair can use his eagle vision to see his targets but can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
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APH/Skyrim Crossover Fic: "Fidelitas" Tale 6
kelbora:
Title: “Promise”
Status: COMPLETE
Author: General Kitty Girl / Kelbora
Rating: M
Character(s): US, UK, Rus
Warnings: Graphic Scenes, Gore, Death, Violence and Torture
Summary: Breton birthed and Dragonborn destined; Arthur is a man of great power and forever lusting for more. It is a fine line between being the hero of legends or the nightmare of a nation, and Arthur chooses his side...
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basedgeromy:
bitches aint shit and they aint sayin nothin
a hundred mothafuckas cant tell me nothin
quazza:
What’s a gender roll is that some kinda sushi
alfronaut:
if you say that romano’s tomato song doesn’t get stuck in your head for hours on end then you’re lying
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shsl-chef:
a-felicia-named-goat:
shsl-chef:
when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
what is this even supposed to mean
thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti
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Anonymous asked: pie, you are a beautiful human being and i wish you happy days ahead. <3